The Morningstar of John Wyclif is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Philosopher with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.595 billion John Wyclifians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient John Wyclifian economy, worth a remarkable 6,231 trillion Free Pence a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,319 Free Pence, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the John Wyclifian language, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Philosopher, and Philosopher's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. John Wyclif's national animal is the Elect, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

John Wyclif is ranked 283,579^th in the world and 641^st in NationStates for Safest, scoring 3.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.